Xmas Jokes

Nic: I'll raise 20.
Me: Huh OMG $20? Then I think I'll fold.
Everyone at the poker table starts laughing before I stupidly realise he meant 20 cents.

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A: Training damn tough. I have to carry the matador (some weapon) myself leh!
Me: WAH!!!! You so strong! :3 *rains praises on him*
For the longest time, I thought that matador was actually a metal-door. So I was really impressed when Anthony told me about how he'd carried it by himself and walked long distances with it. Just imagine the jokes that ensued when I finally found out what it was, and confessed that all along I've been picturing my boy carrying a huge metal door like some weightlifting champion.

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Me: Let's list 25 things we like about each other on Christmas, just like what Z & N did!
A: Hmm okay. You start first?
Me: I like you because......... you don't smoke!
A: Ooooh ok. I like you because........ *long pause* you don't smoke too! Haha!!!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CANNOT CHEAT! HOW CAN COPY ONE. NOT FAIR! Restart ah. This time you start first.
A: I like you because... you're very creative.
Me: AH! Teehee. And I like you because your art is velly gootz!
A: @*^#(&#*@&*^@#*!!! You still say cannot copy. You just rephrased me only.

Disclaimer: This (bimbotic phase) too shall pass.

I'm no longer your muse

My best attempt so far at looking cross-eyed! Or strabismus to be exact. Hahahaha. What has studying visual perception done to me? :(

Have a happy nappy tuesday everyone! Envy all those with freedom and ZERO papers to mug for! :3 Royally screwed for the paper on Friday by the looks of my progress so far. Le sigh. But my false sense of optimism is tiding me through. Please let it not be my downfall. D: Ok lah, time for bed. Annual dinz tmr! I'm partying like a rockstar despite finals ah. Likka boss. When I get my results back, I'll be sad likka moss. Insignificant and almost pathetic. *weeps*

sleep to weep

My goldfish better not be saying that, or else no more food. Ever. Ha! I'm serious. They are the most retarded ever.

I wish my dad allowed cooler fish, like piranhas, stingrays, baby pufferfish or even a luohan would do. I really want to have a carnivorous fish that is deadly and menacing, not dumb and fluffy like the goldfish are. It's so cool to see them devour the food, and fish flakes will certainly be out of the question. Hmmmm. Otherwise, a carnivorous plant like a Venus flytrap will also be very much appreciated. I've no idea what's with me and carnivorous stuff, but it's just pretty damn cool to me. Can totally foresee my future house looking like a jungle. Hahahaha. Always wanted to have one of these cool animals/ plants in my home, but my parents will be horrified. I can't even have a puppy! :( Childhood wish of mine, when will you come true!

Halloween Stitch

Heehee Stitch dressed up for Halloween!

My bro gave it to me and I just realised it is retardedly cute :p

Article 2 is up! :)

This time, my writer's block was horrendously long. This was a really painful article to write. Took me days to finally get something down. Ahhhhh, feels so good to finally see it up on the blog! Go read if you're bored while waiting for your toenails to grow! 

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn

This is my favourite floral skirt right now. So it justifies the camwhoring. Got it @ Miss Selfridge for $30! It was on sale. Heheh. The only thing is if I put on any more weight, I won't be able to fit into this. So, perhaps it's motivation for me to stay slim! Bought a floral necklace from F21 too. Got it at a steal for $5 only! It's one of those things that you randomly pick up, thinking it's expensive, and then you get stunned at the price tag! Cheap and preedy stuff are my fav! :) I love the season now! It's definitely "my" season. All these floral pieces are just screaming out for me to buy them! :(

So many birthdays are coming up! I am already broke please. I think I need to borrow from loansharks already ah. Haha. Just celebrated Kellyn's one for her! It was a surprise party, and I'm glad that she was so happy that night. Always makes my day seeing my friends happy. Nothing feels better than seeing all your hard work pay off. But I've to admit that I was in a terrible mood the day before, rushing to get everything done. It was raining the whole day, and the fatigue after tuition was getting to me when I went to City Hall to collect the camera. Also, made a bad decision to walk to Bras Basah to print the card because it seemed near enough. But well, my sense of direction still sucks and soon realised I was lost. The worst thing is, I kept slipping due to my stupid slippers. There's a reason why they're called slippers, I guess. Really. wanted. to. kill. someone. But when I finally printed out the card, my mood immediately became better! It's like seeing your own baby being born, only better because this has no blood and doesn't hurt. The person who helped me to print the card was really nice too. Thank God for people like this. I'd totally tip her if she was a waitress. :)

Don't know why I'm rambling today. Gotta do my research paper now! *puts on nerd specs* Bubbye! ;)

INSPIRED!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/video/video.php?v=1323644465330


Wow wow wow, if y'all haven't seen this video please watch it. Really gives me hope! Hahaha. Shows that make up really does wonders to a person, huh? :) One day I hope I'll be as pro as these girls omg! That'd definitely give me higher self-esteem. Maybe I won't need plastic surgery afterall! *prances around*

Been busy likka bee. Not quite with studying, but with birthday parties and irrelevant stuff. I. am. so. dead. It's not funny anymore. Anyhoo, vicky's 21st birthday was a blast! There was the bouncing castle and I swear I felt like a kid all over again, jumping around in it. Played with someone's bunny too, heheh. Too cute!

my polkadotted green nails

(drew a heart on my thumb but i forget to include my thumb in this pic) 

random $26 wallet that my mummy bought for me, 

after i spotted it in some kid's store.

IT HAS MY NAME 'ESTELLA'! How rare is that? :D

Haven't slept enough these few days. I feel likka zombie eh eh eh. :( Can't wait for the dreaded exams to end. Math, you are so annoying! You really frustrate me at times. I cannot comprehend you and the strange symbols you have. Urgh, you are sucha girl. Psychology, please please let me remember you and hopefully my motivation for getting an A can be intrinsic though I highly doubt it. I'm currently using the aussie trip to bribe/motivate myself, hurhur. Computer science, you are one hell of a mystery I never understood. But I'll deal with you last. :) 

Okay I'm so incoherent. It's time for rubber ducky and sleep before I wake to study overnight at Macs with Orochimaru!

Life’s a game but it’s not fair.

Dinner with Qixin love and Meehoon man @ Holland V! :)

(ps: pictures are jumbled up, too lazy to swop them around. paiseh!)

@ Cold Rock for dessert

MY LOVE!!! :D :D :D

qixin made this for me! mad loveeee! :)
the heart-shaped keychain is so pretty heh.

these cameras are presents for my two buddies! :)
the cutesy one is ironically for meehoo, while the coolish one is for qixin, muahaha.

wow wow wow, potential display picture much? :D
PAY ME MONEHS IF U WANNA USE THIS, MEHUL SHAH!

omg who is this stranger? do i know him?

if you look hard enough, you will realise that i'm actually sucking on a spoon. -.-

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Sometimes I wish God made me pretty, instead of average in everything. Sigh pie.

Mmm, whatcha say?

YAY! i finally received my bday present from jo, my tall sister! :D
i really love snail mail, but even more so, i love the fact that my girlfriend bothered to mail me a present all the way from aussieland. teehee thanks babe! much love :)

i promise i'll wear the bimbotic shirt out one day soon! hahaha.

heheh happygal89@hotmail.com

been having this dreadful shopping urge, but i've never been able to satisfy it cause i'm soo picky about this and that. the price (!!!), the material, the details. urghh, so annoying really. i wish i was really a rich bitch. hahaha. saw this dress at topshop that was to die for. but the price.... oh wells. :( i settled for a cotton on dress in the end. HAHA. cheapo dresses FTW! i love cotton on long time. :D why they don't wanna hire me? half my wardrobe is from cotton on please. -.-

anyways, lingerie shopping, anyone? i wanna go la senza. heh. there's no such thing (my favourite phrase recently) as having too much underwear isn't it! :)

here's the cotton on dress i was talkin about.
hahaha i'm sure many of you have it, or have seen it around.
oh well, that's the bad thing about buying cheapo dresses i guess. :(

heheh sorry i got a spasm attack.

MY LIFE IS SO BORING. :(

Why hasn't my pay come yet? Pissing me off, really. I need the miserable 500 bucks okay! Cause I just bought my rashguard, like FINALLY!!! :D teehee very happy man. it costs 100bucks, and though my daddy offered to sponsor, i rejected it since i was working.

i had this bimbo moment when i collected the rashguard from kang though. i was like EH, this is not the rashguard i wanted! there's no thumb hole! and i was ranting on and on, when i passed it to kang. then he saw the hole at the side of the sleeve. HAHA OMGWTHBBQ, I AM NOT A BIMBO OKAY :(

joel's blog is amusing. and there's this quote that i can't agree more with.
money can't buy happiness, but it sure can buy the things that'd make you happy. :p

okay, i'm off to meet kang nugget for some udders ice cream! heh, ice cream makes me happy. ciao y'all.