I IZ OGRE.

check out my fat face seriously. omg, no wonder none of my friends wanna meet me. seriously considering plastic surgery, kthxbai.

alternatively, i could just leave the house with my head fully wrapped.
with a blanket, no less.

p/s: I went running yesterday, and the sole of my shoe came off. It glided down the threadmill, and that was the first and last of my workout. Demoralized.